Men in Black actor attempts to Rob a bank...seriously
Rip Torn, acclaimed actor most recognized for his roles in Men in Black and most recently as Don Geiss in the Emmy award winning show 30 Rock
has been arrested after attempting to rob a bank.
Torn, 78 years old, was found "highly intoxicated" and carrying a weapon in a
Litchfield bank in Connecticut. He was charged with five counts: carrying a gun without a permit, carrying a gun while intoxicated, first-degree
burglary, first-degree criminal trespass and third-degree criminal mischief, state police said. That's a whole lotta counts!
Torn has a
history with alcohol and has been arrested multiple times for drunk driving which officially makes him an Asshole. Hopefully this will send the guy to
Celebrity Rehab where we can see him and Dennis Rodman hugging it out.
Hilarious mug shot
though...
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball, but you won\'t be able to dodge your old habits.