Fascinatingly creepy

[ZimMan2]

I don't know if you've seen the 2002 Giant Spider Movie: "Eight Legged Freaks," but during the end credits, a very errie version of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" plays.  Turns out, it was by a gentleman named Joey DeLuxe.  Here are the lyrics:

The Itsy Bitsy Spider
Joey Deluxe

The Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up the waterspout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dryed up all the rain
And the Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the spout again

Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled in from the sun
Crept into the crib, bound the baby bun
Baby kept to crying till mama's work was done
And the Istsy Bitsy Spider crawled back out in the sun

Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled into mama's bed
Crawled up on her hubby and bit him in the head
Mamma lay there sleepin' while hubby layed there dead
And the Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled out of mama's bed

Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled into mama's shoe
Mama worst for lawning, didn't know what to do
She tried to go for help but her foot was turning blue
And the Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled out of mama's shoe

So the Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up the waterspout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
And the Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the spout again

[TheEasternMovieCritic]

 
 I agree with the title. It's genius, so dark and yet hilarious...

[pandaman]

This song is probably the only good thing that came from the movie lol