Cinema Douchebags

[JC]

I just got back from drag me to hell for the thirth time and I whant to talk...well write about some people who piss me the fuck off.

Stupid talking people. I know it's a standart or considered cool to bring dates to cinema but if they don't care about the movies why don't just they shut up? These people predict whats going to happen and when something else happens they talk about just what happened?Are they so retarded and emotionly dead that they have to talk about useless shit? Remember the guy who shot other guy for talking in Curious case of benjamin button? This should be the fucking law. This is even better when they come in groups because then they must talk louder for everybody to hear theyr useless pointless non-funny border line retarded teenage shit. I would love to dismember this people with barbedwire god how I hate dumb loud fucks

Well...gotta chill out, tell me some of your experience, how to deal with it and fantasies of sadistic torture

[TheEasternMovieCritic]

 I hate them aswell. I and my friends talk at the cinema, but we whisper.

 Every time I went to the cinema, the douchebags were there, laughing, commenting on every f*cking second of the movie or crunching their popcorn with a sadistic wish to annoy us.

 Shouldn't there be like a guard at the cinema, who spots the douchebags and whips them for annoying the others>







 

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

 I've had this problem myself...it's a big problem that has forced me to change how I see movies. The reason? because I don't want to go to jail trying to educate some asshole something his dumbass parents should have taught him.  I know exactly the moment too, it was when I was seeing Pitch Black for the first time and these hicks were behind me laughing and yucking it up at the screen. I got up spitting mad and yelled how I paid to see the movie not hear their mouths. It was 4 of them and a full on brawl almost ensued and its apparently what these uneducated dumb Fu#!@ks want. They go out looking for trouble and sure...I could bring it to them, I could bring them a thunder that would blow their minds but...
   I no longer thing I'm invincible. I think about my son now before I act and now when there's talking I gauge the situation. If it's a crazy guy you gotta watch out cuz crazies are the most dangerous. If it's a few kids I threaten to get them kicked out and I'll be comp'd new tickets for my trouble anyway so it's win/win for me but the real kicker is if its a few adults. I explain the law to them about being a public nuisance and threaten to call the cops and that usually shuts them right up and if they raise up all I do is break out my phone and give them one final warning. It's a beautiful thing, wish you guys would see movies with me you would always have a perfect cinematic experience. That's the Fury promise.

[Ben_Hayden]

Uve Boll. Nuff said.

[DistantJ]

Uwe Boll is awesome. Shut up.


I was the cinema douchebag last night, heh, well I and my friends, cause we were watching The Final Destination in 3D and we were having too much of a good time to not be laughing and shouting "Whoa!!" and stuff. It was a real rollercoaster!

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

I remember I went to see some Godzilla film on the bigscreen, I think it was the one where he fought some space ship/alien. My friends and I were dying laughing at the movie and having a good time till one guy who apparently wanted to see the film in silence so he can take it all in told us to shut up real loud. There was a moment of silence then I said

"Hey calm down buddy" in a hilarious voice that made everyone in the theater laugh.